睡前最肉麻的土味情话大全撩妹

睡前最肉麻的土味情话大全撩妹

甜到爆的睡前的土味情话，句句肉麻，把对象撩得不行！

一、喜欢你，就像一封旧情书，你的名字是我最熟悉的笔画。

Like you, like an old love letter, your name is my most familiar strokes.

二、我把思念都告诉了心跳，心里的你有没有偷听到。

I told my heart beat about my missing, and did you overhear it in my heart?

三、你最好一无所有，然后让我做你的全部。

You'd better have nothing and let me be all you have.

四、人世间有百媚千红，唯独你是我情之所钟。

There are hundreds of flatters and thousands of red flowers in the world, only you are my favorite.

五、你闯进我的镜头，我按下了永远。

You broke into my camera and I pressed it forever.

六、整个世界你在就好，余生只望岁月静好。

The whole world will be fine if you are here, and the rest of your life will only be fine if the years are quiet.

七、你心情不好，一定要告诉我啊， 我可不想别人安慰你。

You are in a bad mood, please tell me. I don't want to be comforted.

八、浪荡一生 钟情一人 微风十里 只想要你。

Loving a person for a lifetime, I only want you for ten miles in the breeze.

九、心里有了你，再好的我都不想要。

With you in my heart, I don't want the best.

十、你对象这个位置，我想牢牢坐一辈子。

You object to this position, I want to firmly sit for a lifetime.

十一、只有和你在一起的时候，才不会去羡慕别人。

Only when I am with you, I will not envy others.

十二、你在的时候，你是一切；你不在的时候，一切是你！

When you are here, you are everything. When you are away, everything is you!

十三、我觉得我爱上你了，从此以后，不管什么时候我都不能对你无动于衷。

I think thinks I is in love with you, and since then, no matter when I can not to you indifferent

十四、番茄和西红柿，土豆和马铃薯，我喜欢的人和你

Tomatoes and tomatoes, potatoes and potatoes, my favorite people and you

十五、幸福大约就是，寒冬已至，但你温暖如春

Happiness is that winter has arrived, but you are as warm as spring.

十六、不小心栽进喜欢你的坎里一蹶不振。

Accidentally planted in the camp that likes you, it never recovered.

十七、你是我不爱别人的理由。

You are the reason why I do not love others.

十八、你可以是我年少时的兵荒马乱，亦会是我共渡余生的白首良人。

You can be my shuddering youth, and you can also be my white-headed lover who will spend the rest of my life together.

十九、花开枝头，你在心头。

Flowers bloom in the branches, you are in my heart.

二十、我竟然在淘宝的搜索里打你的名字。

I can't believe I typed your name in Taobao's search.

二十一、像我这么欠收拾的人，只有你可以把我治服。

For a person like me who owes me money, only you can cure me.

二十二、要再遇见多少人 才能冲淡你在我心中的分量。

How many more people do you have to meet to dilute your weight in my heart?

二十三、爱你的人，会给你买甜食，因为他喜欢你肉肉的。

The person who loves you will buy you sweets because he likes your meat.

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睡前最肉麻的土味情话大全撩妹